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thumb|300px|right|Click for a better view. Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 1 was the first part of the Chuck Norris in Oblivion series of videos.


While Chuck Norris is peacefully eating breakfast (human meat), he hears a horse outside his house. There, he meets the evil Sean Connery on his horse, tresspassing on his lawn. After Connery leaves, Chuck gives chase only to battle Connery's private assassin, Steaven Seagal. After a long fight, Chuck defeats Seagal but notes that something was missing from the fight. He then starts his journey to destroy Connery.

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